Guy at work asked me if I got up early to watch the royal wedding. I said no, although it's partially a lie.
Truth is I did wake up early, but more so I could get to work on time. And I did turn on the television to find out what the weather was, only to find every channel covering the wedding. For the 3 minutes I watched, I was amused by the lack of effort put forth by attendees to pretend to look like they were actually singing along during the singing of what I assume were hymns. At least move your lips, you're on TV!