I have discovered a wonderful way to lose weight, and I'm willing to share this amazing tidbit of information to the world, right here on my blog, for nothing! Absolutely free!
In the last week or two, I've lost a total of 8 pounds. I'm 146 pounds! Can you believe it? I barely believe it myself, but it's true!
In fact, if you want to lose weight like I have, I would even be willing to give you the solution in person! Just come to place, I'll breathe on you a few times, let you use some of my snotty kleenexes, and VOILA! You can be sick like me, and lose tons of weight! Hurray!