November 30, 2005

No gifts please

Please do not give me any Christmas gifts. I have been thinking about this lately and I think that, unless you have a real legitimate reason for giving me something then I would prefer you didn't. If you really want to give me something, send the money to charity and don't tell me about it.

What would constitute a legitimate reason:

  • if i saved your life -- it was probably an accident, but i will take an xbox
  • if you owe me money -- i'll take cash..w/ interest
  • if you are secretly in love with me -- i like flowers
  • saw something that reminded you of me -- best gifts ever

  • Please do not give me a gift if:

  • you feel like being nice
  • you gave everyone else something and didn't want to leave me out
  • i did something nice to you and you wanted to repay it
  • you hate me and want me to die. no pipe bombs please!
  • i gave you something and you feel the need to return the favor
  • you forgot my birthday and thought it was time to make up for it
  • feel sorry for me

  • I am not joking -- no exceptions.


    I want to see the movie called "Rent", based on a broadway show from New York. I have heard many good (and bad) things about this film. What I do know is that more than half a dozen of my guildies have said it's an absolutely amazing movie.

    However I also know that it glorifies homosexuality.


    C said...

    I saw the 'Rent' musical in New York last year, 'starring Drew Lachey'. I was a bit confused as to what was going thru the musical but eventually figured it out. The music is pretty good with a really good theme song (about time or sth?), and circles around the theme of homosexuality.

    ebrian said...

    Yea, it's like "500 hundred 25 thousand 600 minutes.." I think thats one year. 365 days * 24 hours * 60 minutes = 525,600 minutes. I've heard the commercial soooo many times.