baby got book
(my attempt on the lyrics)

Oh my goodness
Becky, look at her bible
It is so huge
She looks like one of those preacher guys' girlfriends
But who understands those preacher guys anyway?
They only talk to her because she looks like mother Theresa, Okay?
I mean look at it, it's just huge
It's Gross

She just looks so.. Righteous!

I like big bibles and I cannot lie.
You christian brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a KJV
And a bookmark in Proverbs
You get stoked

Got a name in grace
So you know this girl is saved
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty of space in the margins

Oh baby
I wanna read witcha
Cuz you bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that book you got makes "me so holy"

Ooh, mamma mia
You say you want Koinonia?
Well bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley

I saw her praying
While I was DJing
She got grace, pretty face
She ain't goin down to a bad place

I'm tired of heathen guys
Sayin they like pocket size
I say the average Christian take a look
She gotta pack much book

So fellas (YEAH)
Fellas (YEAH)

Have your girlfriends got the book?
Oh YEAH!

Well READ IT! (READ IT!)
READ IT... (READ IT!)
Read that holy book

Baby got book (NIV with the ribbon bookmark)
Baby got book

I like them leather
And bound
It's 50 pounds
I just can't understand how it is some weanie
Wants bible on CD

She wanna get you saved
AMEN double up A-MEN!
I ain't talkin about a paraphase
Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways

I like em real thick and red lettered
You can't find nothing better
Southpaw's in love
Bibles that big are unheard of

So I'm sitting here thinking "what if"
I find me a girl shows midrift
You can have those bimbo's
I keep those chicks that do devos

A word to the Christian aistas
I can't resist ya
I'll do God's time witcha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Pray till the break of day

Baby got it goin' on
Like the wife in Proverbs 31
We just might get engaged
When we finish reading this page

Cuz it's worn, and it's torn
And I know that girl's reborn

So ladies (YEAH)
Ladies, (YEAH)
Do you wanna save people from Hades? (YEAH)
Then read it
'Til the pages fall out
Even white preachers got to shout

Baby got Book (Thompson Chain with the big red letters)

Yeah baby
When it comes to a good book
Stephen King's resume just can't compare
39 plus 27
Equals 66 books
And if you're catholic... there's even more

So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels
But does she got a big bible?
Cuz that little thing she's got
Won't start a revival

My bible study don't want none unless you got book, hun!

You can read Clancy or Grisham
But please don't lose this book
Some brothers want to play that hard role
And tell you that book's too old

So they toss it
And they burn it
But I pull up quick to just learn it

So your girl like paperback
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz my girlfriends hot and her bible's rockin
And she's got good doctrine

To the atheist chicks who try to diss
You ain't it Miss Priss
Give me a Christian I'm insistin'
And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'

Some pervert tried to chase
But he didn't make it past first base
She's quick to resist temptation
And she loves the new translation

So ladies who are lost and found
If you want the triple six thrown down
Dial 1-800-READS-ALOT
And teach me about those Psalms

Baby got book